Lord Anish’s Party Life-18th Bday Dramatics (Part Deux)

A week later I decided to have a party with my college friends. 1st Semester was finished, it was still middle of winter, so why not drink to warm up. We all relaxed Friday because we all knew the blood bath of drinking that would happen after. Our Destination? 737, back when it was the hype and the club to be. Now it just plainly is…dull. What also made it a little bit scary was the fact people were still in panic after 9/11 3 months after, and we were at one of the tallest buildings in Montreal, but seriously? We that stupid to let it happen again? It was a packed house. I knew the promoter very well as he was a friend of mine in college. We got the small VIP room and we got from what i remember that night, 4 bottles. 2 Vodka and 2 Amaretto. There are two floors, one that plays house/techno and the other that plays hip/hop. We stuck to the bottom floor most of the time but went upstairs because there was a bit of room. There were soooooo many hot women there u couldn’t keep count. Not including the college women we rolled with. Like i said, when you are well liked by most of the crews in Marrianopolis, things kinda happen. I remember dancing with like 7 women that night ,i was so gone though. I think I made out with a few, problem is that was the ONLY night i don’t remember much. Every other night i can remember everything from start to finish.

I remeber there was a fight between one of my friends and some old indian dude. 737 is world renowned for old brown guys. If you are into that sort of thing, then that would be the place for you. He tried groping my friends gf, but none of us would have it. My friend decked him in the face and walked away. The bouncers took out the guy who was hit but since no one ratted my friend out, it was cool and he was able to stay. Word of advice, don’t fight unless its really worth it, you won’t endanger yourself or any of your friends, and make sure if you wanna cross that line, you better hope his friends are not around to back him up, because i seen fights that went sour in a jiffy. 8 vs 1 doesn’t prove a point except either pain,death or how stupid you are. Do it if its one of these reasons, your GF is in danger (don’t do it because she’s being hit on, outsmart the guy if he’s more drunk then you or hang around bigger guys), your friend is already in a fight and is outnumbered, or to protect people close to you. DO NOT DO IT FOR FUN, it ruins a lot.

Nhl On The Fly/Playoff Prediction

Today were joining em together because there is a lot to talk about but not enough time.

Rumors:

More teams are expressing interests in Vincent Lecavlier. Top front runners are the Lightening,Habs,Canucks. More on this later.Bowemeester is also getting more attention as is Komisarek, the 2 top D in the UFA’s this year. Seems more and more players are jumping ship to the KHL. Reports are that Viktor Kozlov, Niclas Havelid are the 2 victims here. Sykora is being persude. So is Zherdev. More to come as these stories progress. In the russian news paper, Koivu is not getting a contract with montreal and Kovalev is. 6.5 million and Captancy is what is reportidly said. Heres a list of players and the teams that are interested in:

Kovalev: Montreal, Pittsburgh, Atlanta,NY Rangers

Cammeleri:Ottawa,Montreal,Calgary,Toronto

Havalat:Kings,New Jersey,Rangers

Hossa: Kings,Edmonton,Ottawa,Detroit

More to come next week….

News:

Patrick Roy has turned down a job with the Colorado Avalanche as seen on the interview on TSN…it seemed hed be interested in Montreal and only Montreal.

Seems NHL is losing to Jim Basille in there hopes to keep the Phoenix Coyotes alive. Unfortunatly it will move soon enough.

Playoffs:

With the stanley cup about to get under way, it was a total and utter Schlacking done by both Pittsburgh and Detroit to get this far. Carolina seems to be on E. Chicago couldn’t surpass Chris Osgood? What is this world comming to. And now we have the rematch of last year. Where Detroit is the Dark Side, And Pittsburgh, the light.Where Marrion Hossa and Ty Conklin have joined the Dark Side making the force stronger for the Dark Side….and to the galaxy fa..errr on to the predictions.

STANLEY CUP FINALS:

EASTERN CONFERENCE: PITTSBURGH PENGUINS(4)

VS

WESTERN CONFERENCE: DETROIT RED WINGS(2)

stanley cup record (1-0 Detroit)

Well when these playoffs started, no one could have predicted a rematch. Everyone predicted that Detroit would fail to each team they played and almost pulled a San Jose type move in the 2nd round. But came back due to a 3rd line thats strong in the force. Datsyuk,Zetterberg,Hossa,Franzen,Hudler,Holmstrom and on D, Rafalski,Lidstrom leading the way. For Pittsburgh we have Malkin,Crosby,Kunitz.. and on D..Gonchar…..AND THATS IT. Not anyone else worth mentioning. But goalie to goalie? Fleury vs Osgood? Fleury wins this battle. I predict a blowout. I predict a retirement from a certain captain. Its going to be a 2peat and maybe a 3peat next year.

PREDICTION:DETROIT RED WINGS 4-1 and REIGNING STANLEY CUP CHAMPION

Lord Anish’s Party Life- 18th Bday Dramatics (Part 1)

Those who party with me back in the day know that i party on 2 days. My Bday weekend and the weekend after. The reason is because of Final Exams for the term. My bday is on Dec. 12. Exam hell week, and this tradition began in college. Now i was still friends with a lot of the women in high school who were in Grades 10-11. I knew most of my friends could not come but since i was closer to a few Grade 10 women, I invited them to come and join me in the festivities. I never went to Dome but honestly every time i heard it on the radio i assumed it was actually a Dome-like facility kind of like a stadium, and my friends kept telling me its big, so safe to say maybe i was 10% right. It ended up being me,my brother,and 2 women from grade 10, and one who i never met before. She happened to be in Grade 11 to my suprise. I’ve never seen her but she has pretty hot. Mind u all the women i went with were very hot for there age.

Now the night was going pretty well until one of the girls got sick. Seems someone spiked her drink while she was on the dance floor. Funny thing was we were able to see where we was on the bar because of the cameraman was focused on her for id say 80% of the time. I was at the bar doing my thing,and i looked up to see her not feeling so well on the screen. So my brother went to get her and bring her up. She was puking so my brother took her home. So it was me the girl and my other good (hot) friend. I met Chris that day who ended up being my hook up to Dome. It seems my personality ended up getting me the right numbers and meeting the right people and really I’m thankful for it. He also hooked me up with a bottle no tip, so i pay what ever the bottle is worth. After that day he was my bartender at Dome anytime i went. So we ended up finishing the bottle and we were smashed. So i decided why not, go downstairs and have fun even though i was by myself because the other 2 went to dance. I went downstairs on the dance floor and boy was it awesome. With 4 cages, hugggge dance floor, and a stage where hot women was dancing…i was in awe.  I finally found one of the girls dancing with a guy as we left, and the other one we found 20 min later on the sofa making out with a guy. Hey what can i say, if i was that guy id probably be doing the samething too. We all took a taxi home and found out that she was the Vice Principals daughter of St. Thomas. Boy was i shocked. My Bday did not end there…..

AND YOU’LL FIND OUT NEXT WEEK

Nhl On The Fly- Submit what the Habs top 4 lines will be

Hey Hockey fans. Rumors,news,and innuendo

So lets get right into it.

Its reported that the commish would be ok if the blackberry owner who is interested in purchasing the failing Phoenix Coyotes, move it to none other then Winnipeg. Maybe the return of the Jets is in order? They seem to be thriving with there AHL team which is sold out every game.

Sundin saga starts now….his future? Up in the air. Is he playing, is he not, is he scratching his balls?Who knows, but one things for sure, hes definitely on Full Tilt playing poker with everyone.

Rumors:

The habs are looking to trade Komisarek to NY Islanders in hopes of acquiring the first pick. With the rights to Komisarek,Higgins, Hamerlik, and the first rounder….someone like Taveres could be wearing the Tricolore.

Calgary is looking in acquiring Bowemester and is trying to deal Phaneuf to them to get the rights of Bowemester.The Habs are trying as well.

Lecavlier could be heading to Montreal or maybe Edmonton. Perhaps even the LA Kings. More to come on this.

Johnny Oduya could become a Canadien as well,also Todd Bertuzzi and Mike Cameleri.

Honestly, If we can get Lecavlier, pick up Cammeleri, and pick up Gaborik or Hossa, you have a dominating first line.

Second line… Mats Sundin, Alexei Kovalev,Alex Tanguay

Third Line… Lapiere, Latendrese,Dagostini

Fourth Line.. Pacioretty,Laraque, Metropolit

Defense:

Markov Schnider

Bowemeester Weber

Sukban Georges

Goalie

Carey Price

back up not Halak….might be traded…..

Who do u think the habs will pick up…and what will be there line up come Oct 4th?

Lord Anish’s Playoff Update

With a lot to talk about and how the last round went, let us get right into it.

The Caps vs Penguins was one of the best series in a long time. They played 6 great games and where the 7th ended up being  a blow out. My first prediction of this game was pretty much dead on as was most in other games. I had the Canes to win in 7 games. I had Aneheim to win in 7. Unfortunately i was wrong about the team. Same as the Canucks and Blackhawks. The BlackHawks

surprised the hell out of me. I was not a fan of Kane and Towes, but after seeing them this year, I have become a fan of this team. Biased? I hope they beat Detroit,now on with the predictions.

Eastern Conference Finals:

4)Pittsburgh Penguins Vs 6)Carolina Hurricains: I kinda expected this as the Semi Finals. Pittsburgh has the offence in young Sid the Kid. But no one, and i mean NO ONE ever talk about Evgeni Malkin. I Honestly believe hes there top player. Even then Sid was injured last year, who picked up the slack but Malkin. Gonchar is back to add fire power to the power play which has kinda been lack luster as of late.Carolina is being considered the Cinderellla story, but really, haven’t i been predicting they would make it this far. Cam Ward IS the playoff goalie u want. Problem is, will Pittsburgh present a problem for Carolina and Cam Ward? Maybe, maybe not. It will be a series to watch… that is for sure.

Prediction:Pittsburgh to win 4-2

Western Conference Finals:

2)Detroit RedWings vs 4)Chicago Black Hawks:An original 6 playoff bash. This is the Winter Classic part 2. Where Detroit is the Patriots of the NHL. Chicago is an up and comming team with a lot of potential. 2 solid lines that equal Detroit, Has better goltending in Nikolai Khabibulin, but a little bit less on defence. Detroit is Detroit with Hossa,Datsyuk,Zetterberg, etc. Will they have the energey to fight a well rested Chicago team, or will they prevail like they seem to do time and time again.

Prediction: Detroit Red Wings in 7

Thats all for today fans, tune in next time as rumours are heating up in Winnipeg? Lecavlier will be on the move,Bowemester to Montreal or Calgary, and other wordly possibilites. Till then

Lord Anish’s Party life – The Beggining Of The 4 Horsemen

It was a while since i partied next. I was at a few mediocre parties but nothing special. Plus with the recent passing, my ‘life kinda went wilder. I would do things i would not normally do. Now I’m at Marrianopolis. My first week i knew no one. Not one soul. Then i met someone named Harold. (Hilarious as my middle name is Kumar). We became good friends but through him i met more people, And from them i met some more, till i met someone named Cordelle. Now

he was this guy who likes to talk a lot of shit, but if u know him hes a good dude. Now through him i met the second member of the 4 Horsemen, David. We started talking and it was like we were meant to be friends god knows how long ago. Though him i met the other 2 members. Jamal and Jordan. How i met them was at the club me and David went to, Club Cresent on a Saturday. This night would mark the beggining of my true clubbing career that would make this school year the best i’ve been in ever. We met in front of the club and got introduced. With my hookups we walked right in like we owned the club. (Only cuz i knew the owners) And people as always stare at you as you walk upstairs not waiting in line. We stuck to the bottom floor and hit the bar. My friends used to buy drinks and that but i was like fuck it, Bottle of Ameratto please. (You need to understand a drink costs from 6-10$. You only get 1 oz plus the mixer. With a bottle you get as many Oz as you want. Depending on the bottle anywhere from 30-60 drinks. Do the math, clubs make more per drink then on bottles. Mixers are FREE so really 40$ a person for a bottle for 4 people to be happy the whole night would be more logical then buy a drink here and there, wait in line, get drinks spilt on you and push your way. To agressive in my opinion. You want to save more money? Pre-Drink.) Now they were shocked on what I did but we knew all 4 of us would make a great partying group. We danced with women and drank the night away. We knew that this would be the beggining of a great friendship, and you will see as the partying goes on. That night Jamal and David also taught me how to dance. How to sway to hip hop and grinded my first girl, would not be the last

Lord Anish’s Party Life- Extreme Upgrade

Now that summer arrived, I did not go downtown much other then shopping or applying to Marianopolis College. Except once where my brother took me to Club Extreme. It happened to fall on a Thursday which was the best night of the week to actually go clubbing. My brother knew of my time at Club Extreme and told me about a few friends he grew up with and know. DJ Mahesh, Wally and a few others. I was excited as obviously going out on a Thursday of all days. This was the moment where I stopped believing in guest list or waiting in lines outside of clubs because of my cousin’s friends in the club which allowed us to walk right in.  It was the first time I ever got dirty looks from people.  Both lines stared me down hard as my brother and I walked upstairs and into the club.

In the old days Club Extreme had 2 floors. I was more into hip hop at that time then house/dance so we stuck to that room and got ourselves a bottle. It was a huge step up from Club Cresent. Beautiful women all over the place just wanting to have a good time, alcohol flowing like water from the Nile into our mouths. We bought a bottle (first time actually doing that) of Ameretto. This is where I came up with my trademark drink Ameretto/7up which will be later known as the Sood Drink. That night I drank a lot and danced all over the place. At one point I ended up in the booth behind the dance floor dancing with 5 women. Problem was I was smashed and I started dancing like a white man who couldn’t dance… which is most of you guys (Sorry guys you know you don’t got rhythm to hip hop). At one point I think I grabbed some girls ass and she liked it and smiled. Meanwhile, my brother this whole time was at the bar drinking and talking to the hot bartender which from that point forward, every time I was at Club Extreme she became was my bartender. She was an unbelievably attractive girl, 5′6 long straight black hair, a nice little tan, nice fit body that would make any man just bow down to this Godess.  And the best part was that she served us ahead of anyone else.  Her name was Emily… what a woman! Just remember, a good club has attractive people serving you, a good range of alcohol, and the one of the top hip hop DJ’s in Canada. That was also the first time I met Dj Quest.

It doesn’t take much to go from hole in the wall to king of the castle in the clubbing world, you just gotta stay grounded and not let it get to your head.

Ontario Kids vs. the Break Dancing Bum

Crescent is home to all sorts of tourist delights. Exotic strippers, cheap booze available at several different bars, great nightclubs, etc. But perhaps Crescent’s biggest draw is the amount of messed up bums that do their weekend hustle begging for change. Sure most of them are just run of the mill hobos, but a few of them make a name for themselves as being truly nuts.

Take for example Jean the Break Dancer. Jean calls himself the best break dancer in Montreal and shows off his skills all over downtown. You give a little bit of change and he’ll wow you for a few seconds with some cool moves.

Unfortunately our friend suffers from a little a drug addiction and his judgment has been significantly impaired. There would be times where there would be a group of guys fighting over some nonsense and here comes Jean the Break Dancer passing by. Jean will say something to the group, then they will heckle back in annoyance, and then afterwards Jean the Break Dancer would do some spinning break dance move that kicks the guy in the mouth and then run off triumphant.

To get to the point of this little story, a tour bus brought over 5000 Ontario kids to Montreal to party for March Break a few months ago. These kids went buck wild. The guys are sexually starved and insecure, the girls think they are hot shit with daddy and mommy’s money, none of them know what it is like to drink out because they are still minors in Ontario, and among other things they are in a totally new city surround by sin and no supervision. Also, Ontario kids just tend to be more disrespectful in general for one reason or another (I know I am being stereotypical but sue me).

With all these factors it wasn’t surprising that a 60 man brawl happened outside one of the clubs. It was just pathetic. There would be people talking bullshit, then stuff would calm down, then some jerk would throw a punch and anarchy would ensue. This process would go on repeatedly throughout the night and it was just total mayhem.

Then out of nowhere guess who shows up but Jean the Break Dancer. Unfortunately for him he broke his leg doing god knows what, forcing him to hit the streets in a wheelchair begging for change probably. He sees the fight going on and instead of thinking “shit I should get out of here” his sick drugged out mind thinks “I WANT IN!!!” So he gets up off his wheelchair on one leg and starts doing superman punches into the crowd. Then he later goes behind his wheelchair, throws it into the crowd like a bowling ball, and knocks down two jabroni Ontario punks.

I am trying to think up of some funny way to end the story, but I think the image of a Break Dancing bum fighting on one leg using his wheel chair as a rolling projectile is enough. More stories soon.

Lord Anish’s Party Life – A love lost, memories forever.

This would be my last night partying with all of my friends from high school.  We all see prom night in movies and expect it to be a blast. Not in this case. The food was lousy, music was fail, and it was plain shit, Excuse my french.

Now the girl I took to prom was a year younger. This caused a lot of drama in our grade because a few of the women didn’t like we were taking women not from our grade; but honestly ask me if I cared? We were not fortunate enough to have plenty of hotties in our grade so I had to import them elsewhere. The girls in the grade below us were about 35% to 45% hotter than ours which was amazing and perfect.  A few of us asked women that were a grade younger to the prom as we were all close friends and couldn’t care less about what the prude bitches in our grade wanted. I ended up taking my best friend’s girl friend’s best friend (say that 10 times fast) out with me for the night. She knew who I was but it was the first time I spoke to her on ICQ, the messenger at the time. We spoke for a couple of months but on march 12th 2001, I asked her and she gladly excepted. We became really close over a couple of months but eventually drifted apart and lost touch. When I first saw her I walked right by her and I was speechless. She was so beautiful all I could say was “Whoa…” when we sat down and spoke in the school cafeteria.

I drove down to prom in my favorite car: a 1999 Nissan Maxim. Pimp ride at the time and my favourite model of  Nissan. This was my first time driving downtown so naturally I got lost as I did not plan ahead and figure out a route to take, I ended up being over an hour late :’( It was no big loss because as I stated before, prom sucked hard.  I’m sure many of you had great times on your prom nights however when your best memory of prom consists of a 16 year old DJ and carrots with dip, you can safely say your prom was a failure.  We needed an escape, luckily Club Crescent was there to make up for our previously lousy night. We all got in and had a great time. We danced for a bit (Btw got carded for the first time and I showed my regular ID which says I was 17 and got in anyways ), I bought my date some drinks and had a wonderful after prom. I drove her home because she needed to be home at 2am. All the way home we heard “Where’s The Party At?” by Jagged Edge featuring Nelly, non stop from the club to her house. We got there at 2:20 and I made sure I took the blame like a gentleman. I picked up everyone in front of the club on my way back to my hotel only to realize that there were 4 beds and 15 people sleeping… I woke up 3 hours later and chilled until I passed by my buddy Jeff’s house for some breakfast. Turned out to be the last time I ever went to Club Crescent!

My prom date and I became very close as the months came by and she told me she was leaving for the summer but moving back to Montreal in December. The last time I spoke to her was Oct 19, 2001. On that Sunday I received news of her untimely passing as a motorist going 80 mph in a 30 mph zone hit her blindside. She was 16.

I dedicate this story to her and to all those who lost a loved one, and that u cherish every moment, whether its partying, or living life.