Lord Anish’s Party Life- Tabasco Delight

My third time out was as wild as the first two but didn’t take place downtown.  Everyone knows about Fuzzie’s Laval, but did you know that there was once one in the West Island?  Well that’s where we chose to celebrate our last party for the Unbeaten Rugby Season.  We had more then 7 people attending which was about 80% of the team.  The night started in fun fashion of drinking and talking.  My best friend showed me this previously unheard of shot… it was called “Perry Fires”.  Now Perry Fires contain Tequila and Tabasco so being the idiot that I am I knew I would love the taste.  I had 1 with my buddies and then ordered 5 for my self and drank em straight (big mistake).  At the same time my coach was teaching the rest of the team about Strongman Competition. This is where you take a shot of tequila lemon and salt like normal and remix it.  You Sniff the salt, take the shot, and squeeze the lemon in your eye (no joke).

At this point I’m plastered and so I felt cockier than usual.  I bought another 5 Perry Fires and drank ‘em all one after the other.  At this point I was beyond plastered, dancing and falling all over the place.  Then my rugby coach decides to buy me yet another drink. Now if someone buys you a drink and the color of it is all red, usually you’d decline. But when under the influence, the red color draws you in.  Unfortunately also it goes down like ice cream into your stomach which doesn’t help things in the long run because I ended up drinking a ton more than I should have. It ended up being a shot of pure Tabasco.  I was on the street puking and ended up with a fully burnt stomach and diarrhea for a good 1 1/2 weeks.

It was fun and if I remember correctly I danced with my friends older sister.  She was a cutie.  On the way home in the taxi cab I felt like crap and stopped about 3-4 times to puke.  I felt like a dragon breathing fire out of my mouth each time.  Word of the wise;  don’t prove anything to anyone, stick to Vodka/7up.